family problem

ratinacage

16 May 04, 17:14

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation. One of them kept complaining of
family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my
situation."

"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a
grown-up daughter. We got married and I got
myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married
my stepdaughter.

That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my
father became my stepson. Also, my wife became
mother-in-law of her father-in-law."

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my
stpmother, had a son. This boy was my half-
brother because he was my father's son. But he was
also the son of my wife's daughter which made him
my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-
father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is
also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the
brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-
law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is
my father's nephew & I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!"???????

coolger03

16 May 04, 20:53

gave me a scare... kekeke
i thot what... Razz

the Bear

16 May 04, 20:56

there's a song in there somewhere Laughing

i think Garcia was trippin' Laughing

I'm My Own Grandpa - Grateful Dead

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

Joyce

16 May 04, 21:50