10 most stupid questions people usually ask
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Supid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood Dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ...you have grown so much!
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb little moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed object in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke!
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.... it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! -
hmm.. weren't these from MAD magazine?
one of the greatest silly questions ever:
Oh, you're here?
usually i answer.. no... i'm over there.. you gotta stop tripping on that LSD..
or
no.. i'm my evil twin...
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dun noe.. got it from my emailOriginally posted by the Bear:hmm.. weren't these from MAD magazine?
one of the greatest silly questions ever:
Oh, you're here?
usually i answer.. no... i'm over there.. you gotta stop tripping on that LSD..
or
no.. i'm my evil twin...