The Door Bitch

• cwill

  22 Jul 03, 04:51

  Door B*itch
  
  On a Fun night, You've reached the bar, only to be stumped by the sight of a long snaking queue of similarly garbed boys. What is the reason behind this bottleneck? Why are the boys left outside in the cold? Suddenly, a gaggle of twittering boys and gals appear out of nowhere, plop themselves at the front of the line, and are quickly ushered inside. Those asses & b*itches did not queue! Oh, the embarrassment of being left outside! Blame it all on the Door B*itch.
  
  
  
• cwill

  22 Jul 03, 04:57

  Door B*itches guard the doors to the clubs with such ferocity that they make Cerberus look like it wasn't trying hard enough. They hold the power of deciding who is fabulous and who is not. Beware of the Door B*itch. They can deflate one's ego by just uttering the words," Please queue up." Thus, the Door B*itch must be handled with tact and finesse. Do not incur the wrath of the Door B*itch if you know what's good for you.
  
  What a Door B*itch basically does is to control the crowd. A crowded club is fabulous but an over-crowded club is not. Overcrowding can lead to (god-forbid) stampedes. Imagine a throng of queens all scuttling to the dance floor the moment a song du jour is played over the speakers, resulting in a few flattened fags, all cut and bruised after being trampled on by platforms and poked to death by the pointy toes of cowboy boots.
  
  Door B*itches also control the QUALITY of the crowd that enters the club. That is, the cuter you are the more likely are you to forgo the queue. Ok, so it's shallow. But we all know that the club scene is very looks-oriented, blablablah...So, if you're ugly, don't even THINK of cutting the queue. Just allow yourself to be herded like the rest and wait for your turn (if it comes that is). Forgive me for stating this, but every club owner wants his club to be filled with cute bubble-bottomed boys and sexy sophicated gals.Of course, once in a pink moon, a token is ushered past the velvet rope but we all know that it is done more out of pity than anything else.
  
  How do you get past the Door B*itch?
  
  
• BÃ¥seline

  22 Jul 03, 09:59

  At the end of the day, they still have to make money to survive, not on just good looks alone.
  
  Likely that they see how well the person dress and carry. Does he dress sharp?... which reflects the expensive/branded clothings he wore so money is not a issue when he/she spends money in the club.
  
  Clubs oso have the member priority policy. Like Zouk, the Door Bi[/i]tch at Velvet will usually give priority to club members cos they know they will usually spend more and they are the core regulars.