Pledge

• e|mo

  11 Jul 03, 09:00

  The Smokers' Pledge:
  We, the members of smokers
  Pledge ourselves as one united smoker
  Regardless of Salem, Camel or Marlboro
  To consume all the tobacco on earth
  Based on intensive smoking and drinking
  So as to achieve lung cancer, heart attack and high blood pressure for ourselves.
  
  The Mahjong Society Pledge:
  We, the members of mahjong society
  Pledge ourselves on one mahjong table
  Regardless of race, language or religion
  To build a wonderful "Da Shang Yuan"
  Based on "Ang Tiong", "Bei Bang", "Huat Chai"
  So as to achieve "zi mo", "goh tai" and collect money for our future.
  
  The MRT Pledge:
  We the passengers of MRT
  Pledge ourselves as one "kan cheong" people
  Regardless of old folks, kids or pregnant women
  To rush for unoccupied seats and spaces
  Based on pushing and shoving
  So as to achieve rest, slumber and sleep for our comfort
• Qoo`~`

  11 Jul 03, 09:03

  
• KrU

  11 Jul 03, 11:11

  
• wuming78

  11 Jul 03, 11:13

  Originally posted by e|mo:

  The Smokers' Pledge:
  We, the members of smokers
  Pledge ourselves as one united smoker
  Regardless of Salem, Camel or Marlboro
  To consume all the tobacco on earth
  Based on intensive smoking and drinking
  So as to achieve lung cancer, heart attack and high blood pressure for ourselves.
  
  The Mahjong Society Pledge:
  We, the members of mahjong society
  Pledge ourselves on one mahjong table
  Regardless of race, language or religion
  To build a wonderful "Da Shang Yuan"
  Based on "Ang Tiong", "Bei Bang", "Huat Chai"
  So as to achieve "zi mo", "goh tai" and collect money for our future.
  
  The MRT Pledge:
  We the passengers of MRT
  Pledge ourselves as one "kan cheong" people
  Regardless of old folks, kids or pregnant women
  To rush for unoccupied seats and spaces
  Based on pushing and shoving
  So as to achieve rest, slumber and sleep for our comfort

  extremely creative! did u write them urself?
• kohanson

  11 Jul 03, 11:16

  hahaha.
• www

  11 Jul 03, 11:29

  The Smokers' Pledge:
  We, the members of smokers
  Pledge ourselves as one united smoker
  Regardless of Salem, Camel or Marlboro
  To consume all the tobacco on earth
  Based on intensive smoking and drinking
  So as to achieve lung cancer, heart attack and better economy for our nation.
• kopiosatu

  11 Jul 03, 11:57

  
• e|mo

  11 Jul 03, 12:04

  got it from email