when ppl ask u stupid questions....
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1. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when
you
called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do
you
think?
2. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends they ask
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: The Mafia is after me , I'm just here for the darkness , so I
can
hide and lie low
3. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on
your
feet
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia, why don't you try
again ?
4. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people?
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
5. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
Answer: No, its terrible it was cooked two days ago and as a special
offer..you get food poisoning...........free!!!!
6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
7. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
8. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke?
Answer: No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and now it's in
flames!!!
9. A sudden shower , you don't have an umbrella get home.....soaking
wet,
Person who opens the door asks
Stupid Question : Oh is it raining ?
Answer : No , I was tired of the same route home, so I decided to get
back,
swimming in the sewers -
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u got asked alot of these questions and u got so frustrated u sharing them here?
anyway i wanna add one:
When you reach home from school/work
Stupid Question: You are home?
Answer: no. this is my double you are talking to now. -
my friend call my HOUSE NUMBER at 2am in the morning... i answer... and the first thing he says is...
WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!! -
haha....a lot of stupid questions ard..
i was at the last career fair at suntec when i saw my fren. He was like "hey! wat are u doing here?"
I told him, "i came here to dance." -
that one is classic. got that once before.Originally posted by crescent:my friend call my HOUSE NUMBER at 2am in the morning... i answer... and the first thing he says is...
WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!! -
i usually say, "No, I'm my evil twin." or "You gotta lay of them drugs.. I'm your friendly neighbourhood hallucination."
Originally posted by wuming78:
u got asked alot of these questions and u got so frustrated u sharing them here?
anyway i wanna add one:
When you reach home from school/work
Stupid Question: You are home?
Answer: no. this is my double you are talking to now. -
wah.. you so nice... i've said
"I'm here to commit mass murder then kill myself"
and
"I'm stalking you."
before... hey! they asked silly questions!Originally posted by Churra:haha....a lot of stupid questions ard..
i was at the last career fair at suntec when i saw my fren. He was like "hey! wat are u doing here?"
I told him, "i came here to dance." -
actually sometimes we also will wu yi go and ask these kind of stupid questions wan.....
to add on to the one that ask where are you when he/she called u at home, some might ask "ni zai jia ar??" hahahha
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hahaha, i also got ask before, like you were calling this fren at his/her house, then he/she suddenly answer, i dunno why, i'll subconsiously ask, you at home ah??Originally posted by Qoo`~`:actually sometimes we also will wu yi go and ask these kind of stupid questions wan.....
to add on to the one that ask where are you when he/she called u at home, some might ask "ni zai jia ar??" hahahha -
what about the classic...
Oh! You're here? -
hahahahahahaha
/me looks at the mirror...
hmmmm... not funny