Kumsters' Chalkboard
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in the mrt station, before ezlink card was implemented. still using the slot-in type ticket.
happened in jurong east mrt station. that time i was in a hurry, late for an appointment. i walked very very fast.
i approached the gantry, i whipped out my wallet, took out my stored value ticket, not knowing that my ticket already got negative value.
i slotted in the ticket, and proceeded. sub-consciously, i wud expect:
1. the ticket to slot out of the gantry
2. the gantry door wud open for me to enter.
but i was so in a hurry that i continue to walk very fast and these 2 events didnt happen, becoz my ticket was rejected.
i hit my waist against the red gantry door, pivotted against it and i flipped forward over...
i walked too fast liao. brake buay hoo... -
i slept with u liao...Originally posted by jOhO:u haven't paid ur school fees. so u've been kicked out of school and have been mislead into kumsterism ways...
you're overpaid
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ouch!Originally posted by weeeeeee.....:in the mrt station, before ezlink card was implemented. still using the slot-in type ticket.
happened in jurong east mrt station. that time i was in a hurry, late for an appointment. i walked very very fast.
i approached the gantry, i whipped out my wallet, took out my stored value ticket, not knowing that my ticket already got negative value.
i slotted in the ticket, and proceeded. sub-consciously, i wud expect:
1. the ticket to slot out of the gantry
2. the gantry door wud open for me to enter.
but i was so in a hurry that i continue to walk very fast and these 2 events didnt happen, becoz my ticket was rejected.
i hit my waist against the red gantry door, pivotted against it and i flipped forward over...
i walked too fast liao. brake buay hoo... -
orh.........looking at wee's post, i remember one of my kum lanz act liao~~
sunday we went pasir panjang for dinner remember?? i went to the toilet, then at the gantry you have to put ten cents so that the gantry unlocks, so i just happily go in, then while coming out i just walked, then wah biang, i banged into the gantry thing, si bey pain, then i realise i have to press a button by the side before the thing unlocks~~ -
oh it's like the newton one?Originally posted by Estee:orh.........looking at wee's post, i remember one of my kum lanz act liao~~
sunday we went pasir panjang for dinner remember?? i went to the toilet, then at the gantry you have to put ten cents so that the gantry unlocks, so i just happily go in, then while coming out i just walked, then wah biang, i banged into the gantry thing, si bey pain, then i realise i have to press a button by the side before the thing unlocks~~
how come u didn't do the flip trick like wee? -
inspired by wee, i got two more entries:
1. when edwin was sending me home the other day, i was too engrossed in the conversation that i took out my wallet as if i was in a taxi.
2. this happens just so many times: attempt to use my ezlink card on sentosa free shuttle service and my company transport. -
fwahhahahaahhahahaha
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muahahaha, almost almost~~Originally posted by jOhO:oh it's like the newton one?
how come u didn't do the flip trick like wee? -
when boarding a taxi, almost told the taxi uncle: "menthol light hardpack please".
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hahaha, how about the incident at alif on sunday?? all silver cars look alike??Originally posted by www:when boarding a taxi, almost told the taxi uncle: "menthol light hardpack please". -
hahhaa. oh yeah.Originally posted by Estee:hahaha, how about the incident at alif on sunday?? all silver cars look alike??
leave that for later. too many kumlan-ing entries at one shot liao. -
muahahaha, the more we talk the more we remember man~~ haahaaOriginally posted by www:hahhaa. oh yeah.
leave that for later. too many kumlan-ing entries at one shot liao. -
Thanx for reminding me!!!Originally posted by www:inspired by wee, i got two more entries:
1. when edwin was sending me home the other day, i was too engrossed in the conversation that i took out my wallet as if i was in a taxi.
2. this happens just so many times: attempt to use my ezlink card on sentosa free shuttle service and my company transport.
Oei U still havent paid your cab fare!
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xi guan cheng zi ran???Originally posted by www:inspired by wee, i got two more entries:
1. when edwin was sending me home the other day, i was too engrossed in the conversation that i took out my wallet as if i was in a taxi.
2. this happens just so many times: attempt to use my ezlink card on sentosa free shuttle service and my company transport.
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when did taxi starts selling ciggy *wonder*Originally posted by www:when boarding a taxi, almost told the taxi uncle: "menthol light hardpack please". -
so ma fan rite??? muz put money, muz turn the thing, come out oso muz press button n turn the thing again......Originally posted by Estee:orh.........looking at wee's post, i remember one of my kum lanz act liao~~
sunday we went pasir panjang for dinner remember?? i went to the toilet, then at the gantry you have to put ten cents so that the gantry unlocks, so i just happily go in, then while coming out i just walked, then wah biang, i banged into the gantry thing, si bey pain, then i realise i have to press a button by the side before the thing unlocks~~ 
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hahaa. can pay back with the drinks we won last night bo?Originally posted by chronos:Thanx for reminding me!!!
Oei U still havent paid your cab fare! -
hahaa. no, they dont. its like a natural reaction.Originally posted by thhong22:when did taxi starts selling ciggy *wonder* -
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not exactly a kum lanz event but i thought its funny.
just done with an interview and was returning a call to my recruitment agency, happened that i dialled a wrong number.
me: hello. can i speak to jasmine, please.
lady: you are looking for jasmine ah? (with a hokkien slang)
me: hello? is that jasmine?
lady: jasmine ah! wu ah! (hokkien)
and I actually thought its her mum.
me: har? hello? i am looking for jasmine.
lady: i am mummy chan ah. you are looking for jasmine issit? looking for girls ah?
me: err..wrong number.
*click*
say... i should have asked her how young are her girls. -
hahahaha, mamasan~~Originally posted by www:not exactly a kum lanz event but i thought its funny.
just done with an interview and was returning a call to my recruitment agency, happened that i dialled a wrong number.
me: hello. can i speak to jasmine, please.
lady: you are looking for jasmine ah? (with a hokkien slang)
me: hello? is that jasmine?
lady: jasmine ah! wu ah! (hokkien)
and I actually thought its her mum.
me: har? hello? i am looking for jasmine.
lady: i am mummy chan ah. you are looking for jasmine issit? looking for girls ah?
me: err..wrong number.
*click*
say... i should have asked her how young are her girls.