Top 10 Rejection lines (...and what they actually meant)

toothie

2 Jun 03, 06:11

Top ten rejection lines given by women (and what they actually meant)

10. I think of you as a brother.
(you have the sex appeal of a franciscan monk)

9. There is a slight difference in our ages.
(you are positively jurassic)

8. I' m not attracted to you in that way.
(the bulge in your trousers is just not big enough)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I'm screwing several better-looking guys already)

6. I need some freedom to find my own space.
(I want the freedom to find someone else to fill my space)

5. I don't date men where I work
(I never date TWO men in the same office, because I'd get caught)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(it's not me, it's you)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(boring and unfulfilling as my job is, it is better than dating you)

2. I've decided to be celibate.
(I'm already screwing someone else)

and the number 1 rejection line given by women
(and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with)

toothie

2 Jun 03, 06:12

In response.... the male perspective on the same issue top 10 rejection lines given by men (and what they actually meant)

10. I think of you as a sister
(you're ugly)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages
(you're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in that way
(you're ugly)

7. My life is too complicated right now
(you're ugly)

6. I 've got a girlfriend
(you're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work
(you're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me
(you're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career
(you're ugly)

2. I'm celibate
(you're ugly)

and the number 1 rejection line given by men
(and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends
(You're really f***ing ugly!)

BoYisHbOy

2 Jun 03, 07:02

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jOhO

2 Jun 03, 07:03