The birth of a new committee: JJWGL
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haha quick torture her!!Originally posted by www:due to the torments and pains you inflicted on my client, he is physically and mentally unable to represent himself in this courtroom. as such, my presence as his attorney is as good as having him here.
(judge): objection by the defendant overruled.
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Court!
According to Penal Code Section 13847 Under Charter of Protection of Males Against Violent Females Section 52.3(A). Miss mapp|ezz is hereby declared by this court guilty as charged. She shall pay a fine of 3 Cartons of Menthol Light and a Carton of Malboro Lights to the Defendant as compensation by the next Sentosa Outing or face 2 Months of Ridicule in #Sgforums without parole with immediate effect. Appeals can be made in the same court tomorrow, all reports are to be soley reported by Sians Tabloid Weekly, any other form of publication will be issued a court gag order. Court Dismissed. -
weeeeeeeeiiiiii wuuuuuuuu~~~Originally posted by Stefanism:Court!
According to Penal Code Section 13847 Under Charter of Protection of Males Against Violent Females Section 52.3(A). Miss mapp|ezz is hereby declared by this court guilty as charged. She shall pay a fine of 3 Cartons of Menthol Light and a Carton of Malboro Lights to the Defendant as compensation of face 2 Months of Ridicule in #Sgforums without parole. Court Dismissed. -
i wan to appeal lor
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ok let you appeal...Originally posted by mapp|ezz:i wan to appeal lor
Judge : Appeal overruled!!
ok you are back in jail liao haha!
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jail ah...jail lor..thanks hor..Originally posted by TaDA:ok let you appeal...
Judge : Appeal overruled!!
ok you are back in jail liao haha!
ther no haf SARS...hahahhaha -
hahhahhaa. stefan, i specially like this part:
According to Penal Code Section 13847 Under Charter of Protection of Males Against Violent Females Section 52.3(A). Miss mapp|ezz is hereby declared by this court guilty as charged. She shall pay a fine of 3 Cartons of Menthol Light and a Carton of Malboro Lights to the Defendant as compensation of face 2 Months of Ridicule in #Sgforums without parole. Court Dismissed. -
tats nt v frenly either....haiz..all bully mi..u all good!!!
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tsk. where got. u didnt find urself a good attorney mah.Originally posted by mapp|ezz:tats nt v frenly either....haiz..all bully mi..u all good!!!
rem the hoon ki ah. -
/me underage cant buy worOriginally posted by www:tsk. where got. u didnt find urself a good attorney mah.
rem the hoon ki ah. -
okie la, i dun bully you liao...Originally posted by mapp|ezz:tats nt v frenly either....haiz..all bully mi..u all good!!!
*yawnz..
Everyone have a good nite...stop the abuse okie??
make Love!! Not war! -
aiyo. so simple. gib me $$, i buy.Originally posted by mapp|ezz:/me underage cant buy wor -
Appeals can be made tomorrow during office hours with the Sians Helpdesk Service. Any form of refusal to comply will simply add to your sentence for Contempt of Court. Sentence will be 3 cartons of Malboro Menthol Light and Malboro Lights not withstanding the original sentence. Both sentences can be carried out concurrently. Once appeal is rejected, the plaintiff has to pay the court 2 Cartons of Menthol Light and Malboro Lights exclusive of original sentence. All fines are payable via ATK Fine System at all Sians Posts. The Gah-men of Siansgapore will like to stress that being the kind Gah-men that we are, we do not give jail sentences.Originally posted by mapp|ezz:i wan to appeal lor -
Originally posted by www:
u say no jail mah.... dis is da closest i can come up with now.......
hahhahhaa. stefan, i specially like this part:
According to Penal Code Section 13847 Under Charter of Protection of Males Against Violent Females Section 52.3(A). Miss mapp|ezz is hereby declared by this court guilty as charged. She shall pay a fine of 3 Cartons of Menthol Light and a Carton of Malboro Lights to the Defendant as compensation of [b]face 2 Months of Ridicule in #Sgforums without parole. Court Dismissed.[/b]
i everyday in Detention Camp know abit..... -
www i so many roles to play......
i need to hire some helpers leh
STW reporter.....
JJWGL chairman
Judge of Siansgapore -
sha le wo bah
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nitester. wu eng come and be witness again ah.Originally posted by TaDA:okie la, i dun bully you liao...
*yawnz..
Everyone have a good nite...stop the abuse okie??
make Love!! Not war! -
hahhaa. steady lar. think we can stick to our original roles in supporting this committee.Originally posted by Stefanism:u say no jail mah.... dis is da closest i can come up with now.......
i everyday in Detention Camp know abit..... -
er sorry loh.....Originally posted by mapp|ezz:sha le wo bah
here no death sentence also.....
court is dismissed already......
ren ming bah~ -
hahhaa. tot JJWGL chairman and Judge of JJWGL hold the same responsibilities?Originally posted by Stefanism:www i so many roles to play......
i need to hire some helpers leh
STW reporter.....
JJWGL chairman
Judge of Siansgapore
two roles nia. can lar. with the cartons of hoon ki coming in, it is worth it. -
wat's this 
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Ahhh mapplezz
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/me peeps in with hammer in me hand, heng ah, i'm not the one on TRIAL~~~ =P
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Originally posted by Estee:/me peeps in with hammer in me hand, heng ah, i'm not the one on TRIAL~~~ =P
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this's about protect the males from the females.Originally posted by e|mo: wat's this