24hrs Service Hotline

• cwill

  7 Apr 03, 05:36

  The Sians 24hrs Service Hotiline
  
  1800 - Not2Late / 1900 - Just2Bad ($41.25per call)
  
  The Sians Voice Mail
  
  Thank you for calling The Sians Organzation:
  
  For English press 1
  For Chinese press 2
  For All Other languages, press 3
  
  You must be 18yrs old and above to continue this call, if you're below 18yrs old kindly seek parentant consent before proceeding.
  
  Kindly enter your DOB as in (YY/MM/DD) # followed by the pound sign for verification.
  
  Please select one of the following options:
  
  Male press 1
  Female press 2
  Gay press 3
  Lesbian press 4
  for All Others press 5
  
  For all Female we will contact your call within 15 seconds, as for the rest kindly hold on the line and proceed with your next option. Thank You.
  
  Please select one of the following options:
  
  Press 1 for Enquiry Request
  Press 2 for Financial Loan
  Press 3 for Complaints
  Press 4 for All Others
  
  
• cwill

  7 Apr 03, 05:41

  I am sorry, all our Angels and Devils are busy helping other Financial Needs Borrowers right now. However, your call is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.
  
  If you would like to speak to:
  
  ISSC press 1
  FSSC press 2
  ASSC press 3
  for All Others press 4
  
  ISSC: Infomation Service Support Consultant
  FSSC: Financial Service Support Consultant
  ASSC: After Sales Service Consultant
  
  
• cwill

  7 Apr 03, 05:43

  In the event of Emergency, we are willing to provide loan packages 24hrs Daily with 55% higher interest rate.
  
  Our interest varies from 4 different loan packages:
  
  Stranger Package press 1
  Normal Friend Package press 2
  Good Friend Package press 3
  Sibei Good Friend Package press 4
  
  After you have confrim your choices, kindly press 5 and enter your NRIC numbers # followed by the pound sign.
  
  Choices of Banks:
  
  for POSB/DBS press 1
  for UOB/OUB press 2
  for All Others press 3
  for Oversea Accounts press 4
  
  To confirm the Money Transfer press 5 and enter your BANK ACCOUNTANT NUMBER # followed by the pound sign.(If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 4125).
  
  
• cwill

  7 Apr 03, 05:45

  To renew of loan scheme that has been assigned to you press 5, then enter your NRIC numbers # followed by the pound sign. (If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 4125).
  
  For overdue payments, please enter PANIC followed by the numbers, 2849.(ni ber si liao)
  
  For answers to nagging questions about freedom, choices, chio bu and other complaints, please wait until you arrive in the next outing for the specifics.
  
  Our computers show that you have already been calling more then once for today, please hang up and call again tomorrow.
  
  The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a Sians holiday.
  
  If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local police station or 1900 - JTB (Just2Bad).
  Thank you and have a Sians day.
  
  
  
  
• cwill

  7 Apr 03, 05:49

  WARNING
  
  This Voice Mail may contain Privileged/Confidential Information.You may not copy or deliver this message to anyone. Opinions, conclusions and other information in this message that do not relate to the official business of our Organzation shall be understood as neither given nor endorsed by it.
  
  
• weeeeeee.....

  7 Apr 03, 08:26

  if i were to do a business using IVRs (1900 number), download mms wall paper, midi ringtones, etc, i'll get cwill to record his voice
• Estee

  7 Apr 03, 09:58

  BEST leh~~ wakakakakaka
• e|mo

  7 Apr 03, 10:00

  Originally posted by Estee:

  BEST leh~~ wakakakakaka

  interview change timing liao?
• cwill

  7 Apr 03, 14:24

  Originally posted by weeeeeee.....:

  if i were to do a business using IVRs (1900 number), download mms wall paper, midi ringtones, etc, i'll get cwill to record his voice

  whahaha~~cannot leh wait I always say *Ninpeh* and *wo yao wo yao* how like dat sure toh one!! kekeke!!!
• cwill

  7 Apr 03, 14:25

  Originally posted by Estee:

  BEST leh~~ wakakakakaka

  needs any input??
  
  x 2~
• weeeeeee.....

  7 Apr 03, 14:33

  Originally posted by cwill:

  whahaha~~cannot leh wait I always say *Ninpeh* and *wo yao wo yao* how like dat sure toh one!! kekeke!!!

  wont toh one lah. nowadays most bengs and lians very technology savvy one leh! got mms phones, gprs capable phones, etc. i'm sure they wanna d/l those ringtones, op logos, colour wallpaper, etc...
  wif ur *ninpeh*, *ninlaobu* phrases, i'm sure they feel very at home
• www

  7 Apr 03, 15:35

  Originally posted by cwill:

  whahaha~~cannot leh wait I always say *Ninpeh* and *wo yao wo yao* how like dat sure toh one!! kekeke!!!

  
• cwill

  8 Apr 03, 07:45

  Originally posted by weeeeeee.....:

  wont toh one lah. nowadays most bengs and lians very technology savvy one leh! got mms phones, gprs capable phones, etc. i'm sure they wanna d/l those ringtones, op logos, colour wallpaper, etc...
  wif ur *ninpeh*, *ninlaobu* phrases, i'm sure they feel very at home

  whahahaha ok lah onz liao!!!
• cwill

  10 Apr 03, 05:14

  WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
  
  Due to some unfore seen circumstance, our After Sales Service Counter will be close from 10th April till further notice. In the event if you need to make any enquiry, kindly proceed to our Information Service Support Counter. Thank you for your kind understanding.
  
  Yours Truly
  
  The Sians
• cwill

  14 Apr 03, 03:35

  NOTICE
  
  Our After Sales Service Counter will resume service shortly. In the event if you need to make any enquiry, kindly proceed to our Information Service Support Counter. Thank you for your kind understanding.
  
  Yours Truly
  
  The Sians