I wan to COMPLAAAAAAAAAAAAiiiIiINnn~~~~
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The following is an excerpt from a telephone conversation from a faithful Siansitizen with our Sians Tabloid Weekly reporter
Siansitizen: ah...ah...ahlo? Sians Tahboid Weeeekly har?
S: I wan to complain that the Sians Elders hor go ktv nvm... but hor got chio bu they neva inform...
S: i know lah i know them i cannot make it.. but if got chio bu at least i will make da effort mah...
S: huh? orrrr nothing liao lah... i juz wan to complain dat... nex time got THAT chio bu go... muz lemme know mah... see see also can sleep better...thank you hor.... by da way ah... your office got chio bu?
The Sians Tabloid Weekly will investigate this matter and report to you our loyal readers in our first issue!
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hahahhaa.
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hahaha.... better luck next time
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Dear Stefan,
I am delighted to tell you that your source about chio bu is pretty much true.
On the other hand, I am regret to tell you that such communication breakdown are inevitable and unavoidable, especially when your membership fees are not duly processed. (*hint: $5,010 + 5 catons of hoon ki*)
With reference to what our ISSC (Information Service Support Consultant) have pointed out, kindly proceed to our counter for any future complaints. Our ASSC (After Sales Support Consultant) would be more than delighted to assist you.
Thank you and best regards.
Yours Sincerely,
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The infamous Cheryl...?
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hahahaha........
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Originally posted by WinBoi84:The infamous Cheryl...?
looks like she and i not fated
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siang lai ....... stefan ya really power hor .... chio bu go u also know ~ wahahahahaah ~ anyway cheryl is siang ..... LoLz.... stefan i guess ya can be like DS liao ..... put one tag buaya kia ~ :p
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dun say people lah you, u also keep asking who cheryl is~~Originally posted by BlurSotong:siang lai ....... stefan ya really power hor .... chio bu go u also know ~ wahahahahaah ~ anyway cheryl is siang ..... LoLz.... stefan i guess ya can be like DS liao ..... put one tag buaya kia ~ :p
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Originally posted by Stefanism:
[b]The following is an excerpt from a telephone conversation from a faithful Siansitizen with our Sians Tabloid Weekly reporter
Siansitizen: ah...ah...ahlo? Sians Tahboid Weeeekly har?
S: I wan to complain that the Sians Elders hor go ktv nvm... but hor got chio bu they neva inform...
S: i know lah i know them i cannot make it.. but if got chio bu at least i will make da effort mah...
S: huh? orrrr nothing liao lah... i juz wan to complain dat... nex time got THAT chio bu go... muz lemme know mah... see see also can sleep better...thank you hor.... by da way ah... your office got chio bu?
The Sians Tabloid Weekly will investigate this matter and report to you our loyal readers in our first issue! [/b] -
a sweet chiobu lor... hehe~ tamade sweet looking~~Originally posted by BlurSotong:siang lai ....... stefan ya really power hor .... chio bu go u also know ~ wahahahahaah ~ anyway cheryl is siang ..... LoLz.... stefan i guess ya can be like DS liao ..... put one tag buaya kia ~ :p -
oh oh... another rival. mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haOriginally posted by Si|verGer:a sweet chiobu lor... hehe~ tamade sweet looking~~ -
To: Elders of Sians
I have received your reply and I wish to kindly inform you that I will proceed to bring up this matter with the MP for my Sians Constituency. I hope this matter can be resolved as soon as possible and in the best way possible.
Below are the solutions:
1. Introduce me to Cheryl
or
2. Bring Cheryl to Sentosa
I believe the above suggestions are the best for both parties that if everything works out, you all will be able to enjoy a 20 course Chinese Dinner at Fullerton Hotel and a 1 night stay at the Fullerton Hotel on the night of my matrimony as well. If you have a better suggestion, please feel free to inform me and we can all discuss it together. Thank You.
Sincerely yours,
Stefan Lawrence Koh
7/04/2003 -
Haa, good solution manz...Originally posted by Stefanism:Below are the solutions:
1. Introduce me to Cheryl
or
2. Bring Cheryl to Sentosa
Btw me go bato Xia...
Xia, where r u...? -
no need Ah Xia has accepted my dowry of 2 Large Container Trucks with alot of fruits inside....Originally posted by WinBoi84:Haa, good solution manz...
Btw me go bato Xia...
Xia, where r u...?
She is currently my DA LAO PO....
so pls dun TIAO PO LI JIAN!
dun say me hua xin
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kk, Wei Xiao Bao hor...Originally posted by Stefanism:no need Ah Xia has accepted my dowry of 2 Large Container Trucks with alot of fruits inside....
She is currently my DA LAO PO....
so pls dun TIAO PO LI JIAN!
dun say me hua xin
because who call me wei XIAO BAO?
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so dat u can have AH XIA?!Originally posted by WinBoi84:kk, Wei Xiao Bao hor...
Good luck in chasing Cheryl, hope it will be a SUCCESS...
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Cheryl.......
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hmmmmm what is her nickname ~?~?~?~ wakakakak me also want know hor .... although i know she will pick stefan insteand of me if only 2 of us .... if got other ppl then cfm both of us lose.....wahahahhah ~
aiyah me single so must widen soical circle although i like to spiritual support ~ -
pls...Originally posted by BlurSotong:hmmmmm what is her nickname ~?~?~?~ wakakakak me also want know hor .... although i know she will pick stefan insteand of me if only 2 of us .... if got other ppl then cfm both of us lose.....wahahahhah ~
aiyah me single so must widen soical circle although i like to spiritual support ~
u dun come fight...
u are outgoing humourous... animated...
good looking....
compared to me..... bo tang fite...
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kaoz!
/me tio suan siao again by stefan ~ ....... what to do .... me guai kia mah so no choice always let ppl bully ~ ......
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where got suan u......Originally posted by BlurSotong:kaoz!
/me tio suan siao again by stefan ~ ....... what to do .... me guai kia mah so no choice always let ppl bully ~ ......
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Dear Stefan,Originally posted by Stefanism:To: Elders of Sians
I have received your reply and I wish to kindly inform you that I will proceed to bring up this matter with the MP for my Sians Constituency. I hope this matter can be resolved as soon as possible and in the best way possible.
Below are the solutions:
1. Introduce me to Cheryl
or
2. Bring Cheryl to Sentosa
I believe the above suggestions are the best for both parties that if everything works out, you all will be able to enjoy a 20 course Chinese Dinner at Fullerton Hotel and a 1 night stay at the Fullerton Hotel on the night of my matrimony as well. If you have a better suggestion, please feel free to inform me and we can all discuss it together. Thank You.
Sincerely yours,
Stefan Lawrence Koh
7/04/2003
Thank you for your prompt feedback.
Please be informed that we were unable to consider your offer given that there is a bottleneck in your membership process.
I would like to suggest that you hasten the completion of your membership fee so to prevent any unforeseen circumstances to take place.
Thank you and best regards
Yours Sincerely,
www
The Sians