Stefanism's Shopping List for National Service
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Originally posted by Stefanism:
wad type of white socks? <<< only one type available from e-mart
wad is gutter? <<< it's garter, its an elastic band
muz buy my own PT kit also? (wear tshirt can?) <<< ur father army ah
cigs 1 hard pack onnly rite? <<< go take ur sergeant's cigarette -
Hotel BMTC (Not Tekong, but it IS BMT, specially for Stefan)
Down Seletar Expressway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell from the cookhouse,
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a fluorescent light
Nee Soon Medical Centre
I had to stop for the night
There they stood in the doorway, my OC
And PC as well
I was thinking to myself
This can't be Heaven, this has to be Hell
And they opened the tonner, and they showed me the way
There were sergeants down that corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel BMTC
Such a garang place (such a garang place),
Such a garang face
Kena confine at the Hotel BMTC
All throughout the year (all throughout the year),
You can find me here
His mind was certainly twisted,
He had a sadistic bent
He had a lot of other PTIs he calls "friends"
Going round the parade square
Sweet summer sweat
Route march to remember,
Route march to forget
So I called up the OO,
I said "Sir, I want to die"
But he said, "We haven't had a suicide here since 1999."
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel BMTC
FAIBEE-AXE! (FAIBEE-AXE!)
Faibee-axe
Plenty of canteen breaks at BMTC
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Get your alibis
Lizards on the ceiling, houseflies in your eyes
We are all just prisoners here of the Army's device
And in the Specialists' Chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stabbed it with their plastic knives
But they just can't cut the beef
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find a passage back to the place I was before
"Relac ah, brudder," said the RP, "until you ORD...
"You can book out anytime you like
But you can never leave!" -
Version 2.0
wad type of white socks? < only one type available from e-mart << No whites necessary, green is the fashion here.
wad is gutter? < it's garter, its an elastic band << Yesh, it's used to held up the loose ends of your no.4 pants so you dun looked like you are modelling for Levi's Ad. And pls, dun use it for anything else.
muz buy my own PT kit also? (wear tshirt can?) < ur father army ah << X2
cigs 1 hard pack onnly rite? < go take ur sergeant's cigarette << Soon you may feel so fit that you feel like quitting. It's a different story after BMT though. -
coz it is provided.... unless u wanna use ur own 1....Originally posted by Stefanism:dis Fri......
y no nid toothbrush n toothpaste? -
How much did u spent to buy da stuffs?Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:Version 2.0
wad type of white socks? < only one type available from e-mart << No whites necessary, green is the fashion here.
wad type of green socks? izzit green socks only or white socks only or green n white socks?
wad is gutter? < it's garter, its an elastic band << Yesh, it's used to held up the loose ends of your no.4 pants so you dun looked like you are modelling for Levi's Ad. And pls, dun use it for anything else.
I have no idea wad da hell a garter is still
muz buy my own PT kit also? (wear tshirt can?) < ur father army ah << X2
i mean da Army PT only singlets? dun have da tshirt ones?
cigs 1 hard pack onnly rite? < go take ur sergeant's cigarette << Soon you may feel so fit that you feel like quitting. It's a different story after BMT though.
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Its FREEEEEEEEEEEEE dammit!Originally posted by Stefanism:How much did u spent to buy da stuffs? -
dude have fun there.. joining u in augustOriginally posted by Stefanism:How much did u spent to buy da stuffs? -
wad type of green socks? izzit green socks only or white socks only or green n white socks?
>Buy padded Khaki dark green socks for boots or PT shoes. White socks optional for PT shoes.
I have no idea wad da hell a garter is still.
> http://emart.miw.com.sg/emart/assets/product_images/Garter(300X300).jpg Likely that your Platoon Sgt will teach you guys how to use it.
i mean da Army PT only singlets? dun have da tshirt ones?
> You can wear Tees but only SAF issued grey tees esp BMT. After BMT, can wear your Battalion Tee or your respective unit Tee. -
a garter is sumthing u wear round ur neck to commit suicide
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thanks for da pic... but i still dunno wad da hell it is...Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:wad type of green socks? izzit green socks only or white socks only or green n white socks?
>Buy padded Khaki dark green socks for boots or PT shoes. White socks optional for PT shoes.
I have no idea wad da hell a garter is still.
> http://emart.miw.com.sg/emart/assets/product_images/Garter(300X300).jpg Likely that your Platoon Sgt will teach you guys how to use it.
i mean da Army PT only singlets? dun have da tshirt ones?
> You can wear Tees but only SAF issued grey tees esp BMT. After BMT, can wear your Battalion Tee or your respective unit Tee.
n F**K u kopi!
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you're welcomeOriginally posted by Stefanism:thanks for da pic... but i still dunno wad da hell it is...
n F**K u kopi! -
no.....Originally posted by kopiosatu:you're welcome
YOU are WELCOME
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