This is in response to SeaWhale's earlier posting about why men fail in bed.
What can I say, I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy. So, here are my reasons why women fail in bed -
1. not enough moaning and groaning (I don't mind if it's fake, as long as it sounds real)
2. not giving enough head (and a bit of a** rimming)
3. not willing to partake in threesomes with her best friend/sexy office colleague
4. getting randy and asking for sex just when the big game you've been waiting all week for is about to start.
5. expecting the guy to hold her and whisper sweet nothings in her ear after the big climax (pls, after all that thrusting and humping there's nothing like a good long deep sleep with some loud snoring)
Sure I can think up of others but these came readily to mind.....
