I told my good fren that i wanted a discman for my 15th birthday, and on the day itself, he gave me a present that looked like the size of a box that might have contained a discman. I opened it, and after obituary section of the newspaper, i finally saw the box. It was a box for discman, but inside of it were a condom, rocks, and a toothbrush. I was a little devastated and my fren told me that he had no money to buy a Discman, so that was wad he came up with. A while later, he gave a Discman (a Real one).