BIRTHDAY CAKE
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Ingredients:
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1 cup of water
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1 tsp baking soda
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1 cup of sugar
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1 tsp salt
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1 cup of brown sugar
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1 cup of lemon juice
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4 large eggs
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1 pack of 100 grams nuts
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1 bottle Gin
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2 cups of dried fruit
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Sample the Gin to check quality.
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Take a large bowl, check the Gin again.
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To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat this step
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Turn on the electric mixer.
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Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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Add one teaspoon of sugar.
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Beat again.
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At this point it's best to make sure the Gin is still OK.
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Try another cup .... just in case
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Turn off the mixerer.
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Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
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Pick fruit off floor.
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Mix on the turner.
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If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a srewscriver.
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Sample the Gin to check for tonsisticity.
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Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.
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Check the Gin.
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Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table.
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Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
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Greash the oven.
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urn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
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Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Gin and puke
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Happy 2003 BIRTHDAY
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