TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN'T!
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop ?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag !
6. I want it on my desk, NOW !!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid !
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. . It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today ?
And the # 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't : 1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there !!!
TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM AREN'T :
10. Have you looked through her briefs ?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense ?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good !
3. Can you get him to drop his suit ?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the # 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't : 1. Think you can get me off ?
TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT IN GOLF AREN'T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk .
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the # 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't : 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first. >
hmm..jargons of such professions sial...
good one there sia.. hahahaaa
