There is a new virus - code named "WORK". If you receive "WORK" from your colleagues or your boss, via e-mail, 'phone or anywhere else, do not touch "WORK" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come into contact with this virus, follow these easy steps:
1) Put on your jacket
2) Round up two good friends
3) Go straight to the nearest pub
4) Order three drinks, 14 times.
You will find that "WORK" has now been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends ... this means that you are already infected by this virus and "WORK" already controls your whole life.
