How To Please A Women
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A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story
hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are
without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
"All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends
laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short
and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends
continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here
are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so,
knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are
tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in
when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering
what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This
floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a
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hehehe....everyone like nothing to say...just use emoticons...
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Steady story!!!!! hahaha
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Tank U!Originally posted by smellypanty: -
HA!!! Good ah?Originally posted by energizer:Steady story!!!!! hahaha
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Originally posted by M©+square:Tank U!
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Haha. Nice one.
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i oni know women like sweet toking guys.
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hmmm...i guess i'm the odd one out....Originally posted by De|usi0n:i oni know women like sweet toking guys. 
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different ppl different taseOriginally posted by angè|heart:hmmm...i guess i'm the odd one out.... 
u got to try first b4 u knoe what u like 
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so whose turn to let me taste huh?
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well...i guess i like sweet talkers...i mean which girl doesn't right..Originally posted by dark_slayer79:different ppl different tase u got to try first b4 u knoe what u like
but to have one as a bf....hmmm....
i guess i won't lor.... -
y not...can lick lolipop.Originally posted by angè|heart:well...i guess i like sweet talkers...i mean which girl doesn't right..
but to have one as a bf....hmmm.... i guess i won't lor.... -
ehehehhe....can lick...but lick too much kanna diabetes...not good for health leh..Originally posted by De|usi0n:y not...can lick lolipop.
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lick once in awhile can liao...or else the lolipop become sore...hahaOriginally posted by angè|heart:ehehehhe....can lick...but lick too much kanna diabetes...not good for health leh.. -
Originally posted by De|usi0n:lick once in awhile can liao...or else the lolipop become sore...haha
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hehe, mind over matter ya?Originally posted by smellypanty: -
is woman really hard to please
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Personally....i think girlfriends are hard to please.Originally posted by dark_slayer79:is woman really hard to please -
unless u know how to rub them the way they like it...then u are done, else u will always be in agony.Originally posted by M©+square:Personally....i think girlfriends are hard to please.
It is not onli a science, it is an art. Master the art of buayaing and u are done...
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i am a gentleman
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Originally posted by sgboy2004:unless u know how to rub them the way they like it...then u are done, else u will always be in agony.
It is not onli a science, it is an art. Master the art of buayaing and u are done...
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i am a gentleman
Check for your smiley here u mean the g......=x