Hi, let me assist you to install Love.
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Tech Support: Yes,... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you! Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components. " What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
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got money back guarentee??!! installed so long still waiting... -
Change the OS lor.
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hahaha, bravo!
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open source or not?
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Dun think open source. Every copy has a serial number... cannot be share. Shared copies will resulted in really complicated and possibly irrecoverable BSOD.
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i was thinking tt i can customise it mah
cos not every computer specs the same
usage patterns oso diff
if open source can tweak.....develop some add-ons, themes......
im sure it will work much better
(just like firefox) -
format!
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*claps* *claps*Originally posted by FireIce:i was thinking tt i can customise it mah
cos not every computer specs the same
usage patterns oso diff
if open source can tweak.....develop some add-ons, themes......
im sure it will work much better
(just like firefox)
Excellent take on that one. -
if only relli so easy to jus format and start all over.......Originally posted by Ito_^:format! -
Hmmm..
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nice!v
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Wah, Baseline... Very steady leh. -
Pls dun see me so up.. I copied and paste nia.
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Go ahead and install Wife. Even AdAware can't save you.
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i think i really need someone to install a lot of 'Love' before 'Forgiveness' can run... and in order for 'Forgivenesss' to run, i have to get rid of 'resentment' first.
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nice n good.
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Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:Go ahead and install Wife. Even AdAware can't save you.
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Nice.
Sounds very easy... but I don't think easy to do.