*!~ Joke of the day ~!*
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dunch tell u~Originally posted by alvin-ncs:my home oso sg...
which part...
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my soon is 3am...Originally posted by browniebaobao:tmd still say go supper...
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yawnz...Originally posted by alvin-ncs:my soon is 3am...
i think i go sleep better. -
den where eat...Originally posted by browniebaobao:dunch tell u~
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go ba...Originally posted by browniebaobao:yawnz...
i think i go sleep better.
nites...bbb... -
nitez..Originally posted by alvin-ncs:go ba...
nites...bbb... -
just wondering wat r u all doing...Originally posted by browniebaobao:nitez..
as in working or studying... -
i was studyingOriginally posted by alvin-ncs:just wondering wat r u all doing...
as in working or studying...
currently not working nor studying.
but next week i'll be working.
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huh...Originally posted by browniebaobao:i was studying
currently not working nor studying.
but next week i'll be working.
u was studying...
currently not studying nor working??
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so simple u also duno?Originally posted by alvin-ncs:huh...
u was studying...
currently not studying nor working??
wat does this mean?
u sure or not?
it simply means...
i zo boh now lor.. -
zo boh?Originally posted by browniebaobao:so simple u also duno?
u sure or not?
it simply means...
i zo boh now lor..
do nth??? -
ya la.. zo bo..Originally posted by alvin-ncs:zo boh?
do nth???
i mon start work le la..
me juz graduated abt a month ago. -
cool...from where?Originally posted by browniebaobao:ya la.. zo bo..
i mon start work le la..
me juz graduated abt a month ago.
i just started sch only...
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aiyo...Originally posted by alvin-ncs:cool...from where?
i just started sch only...
lol...
u have so many questions leh.
I graduated from NP lah. -
Ok back to topic..
I'm sure u guys will laugh at this one!!
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to...
Guess what's written on the paper? -
Nth, cos the pen got stuck ???
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kekeke..
something's written on the paper!!!
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heard before liao
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interested in other ppl profile ma...Originally posted by browniebaobao:aiyo...
u have so many questions leh.
I graduated from NP lah. -
wakakkkakakakakaaakakkakaaakakak....
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I find Ah Beng jokes lame lah..but some of u here might like them.
Ah Beng's Business Venture
There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage. WHY? Because their garage was on the second floor.
After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi.They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY? Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi.
After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY? Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind -
Ah Beng Hot Shot
During the Japanese Occupation, 3 Singaporeans, Ah Meng, Ah Seng and Ah Beng were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad.That night, Ah Meng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion.
The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, " Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape.Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Seng shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Seng made his escape.
Observing all this, Ah Beng began to get the idea. "It's important to get the timing right."Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. "Timing, that's the key.." Ah Beng kept saying to himself. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready...".Timing," Ah Beng thought to himself."Aim..." "Okay!".Thought Ah Beng, and shouted "FIRE!!! FIRE!!" -
Beng's Communication
Dear Ah Beng,
Beng ah Beng, I also want to be an Ah Beng. Everyday sit kopi tiam, put leg on chair, smoke and drink. Some more always hang out in shopping centre, got char bor. Most important, no need to study. Can tell me which gang to join? If you tell me, I sure get all my kakis to join.
Recruit
Ah Beng replies...
Dear Recruit,
Nin nao hiah! You think be Ah Beng so easy, ah? Must study one, you know! Got a lot of rules. You think you can anyhow go Queensway and get tattoo, ah? Wait you get the wrong tattoo, and some other gang see you, sure kena hoot upside down! And what, you think so easy grow long last fingernail? Got regulation one, leh! We use it to dig ear... if too long or sharp, can burst your eardrum!
And what, you think we just KLKK around the shopping centre cho boh lan and sian char bor? You think char bor attracted to Ah Bengs, ah? Acherly, they are our accomplices, and we are all there to shoplift or kuah chui (keep a lookout)! You think be Ah Beng is hobby, is it? It's a profession!
My gang is earning so much revenue, ! heard Singapore Technologies also wants to form a GLG (government-linked gang) to come into the market. So join a gang only if you're serious. In fact, join a gang only if your studies are damn tok kong.
We do'wan any old samseng nowsaday, leh! You just want to relac one corner in a kopi tiam, then be a kopi kiah. So once you wake up your idea, you can come down to No. 6969 Geylang Lorong 69 for an interview with us at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society. Bring your 'O' Level cert.
Ah Beng -
Time Difference
Ah Beng asked a long-distance telephone operator, "Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"
Operator replied, "Just a minute."
Ah Beng said, "Thank you." And he put down the phone.