*!~ Joke of the day ~!*

• browniebaobao

  9 Sep 06, 01:55

  In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), and most citizens have already got used to Paying And Paying (PAP).
  
  Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). And if this is not enough, somebody will Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
  
  So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS) , you will be forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Bank (POSB). Sadly this will force you to live on the Loan Technique Always (LTA) system.
  
  When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to the Money Operating Hospital
  (MOH), you may be able to use some of your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF). Sadly, and if you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, and you will Surely Give-up Hope (SGH).
  
  To ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On the Expressway (COE). If
  this does not help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you do not own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), or get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
  
  Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax. Not even the good old places we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!!!
• foga

  9 Sep 06, 02:01

  wonder why are hurricanes normally named after women?
  
  cause when they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
• alvin-ncs

  10 Sep 06, 00:28

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  then y do u post again?

  casue no 1 post anything so i post something...
• browniebaobao

  10 Sep 06, 00:36

  Originally posted by alvin-ncs:

  casue no 1 post anything so i post something...

  
  
  i tot u say i repeat post, coz u post before..
  
  then u post again is knowing repeat le still repost..
• alvin-ncs

  10 Sep 06, 23:43

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  
  
  i tot u say i repeat post, coz u post before..
  
  then u post again is knowing repeat le still repost..

  den sorry boss...
• foga

  10 Sep 06, 23:45

  no need say sorry
  
  happy jiu hao
• browniebaobao

  10 Sep 06, 23:52

  Originally posted by alvin-ncs:

  den sorry boss...

  no problem lah.
• alvin-ncs

  11 Sep 06, 11:28

  
• alvin-ncs

  12 Sep 06, 00:37

  why no 1 post jokes lao??
• browniebaobao

  19 Sep 06, 13:20

  
• foga

  20 Sep 06, 00:10

  dun u just love mother nature
  
  
• alvin-ncs

  20 Sep 06, 00:15

  
• browniebaobao

  21 Sep 06, 13:14

  
• browniebaobao

  21 Sep 06, 13:15

  
• alvin-ncs

  22 Sep 06, 01:14

  
• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Sep 06, 01:19

  Nice one Browniebaobao.
• alvin-ncs

  22 Sep 06, 01:20

  
  
  MORE
• browniebaobao

  22 Sep 06, 01:21

  Originally posted by alvin-ncs:

  
  
  MORE

  im hungry.
  
  take me out for supper first lor.
• alvin-ncs

  22 Sep 06, 01:24

  
• browniebaobao

  22 Sep 06, 01:25

  Originally posted by alvin-ncs:

  u v eng hor?
• alvin-ncs

  22 Sep 06, 01:25

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  im hungry.
  
  take me out for supper first lor.

  ok lor...
  
  where u...
  
  lets go now...
• alvin-ncs

  22 Sep 06, 01:27

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  u v eng hor?

  can la...going to slp soon...
  
  tml sch start at 2...
  
  so can slp untill song...
• browniebaobao

  22 Sep 06, 01:30

  Originally posted by alvin-ncs:

  ok lor...
  
  where u...
  
  lets go now...

  im at home..
  
  and home is sg.
• browniebaobao

  22 Sep 06, 01:31

  Originally posted by alvin-ncs:

  can la...going to slp soon...
  
  tml sch start at 2...
  
  so can slp untill song...

  tmd still say go supper...
• alvin-ncs

  22 Sep 06, 01:35

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  im at home..
  
  and home is sg.

  my home oso sg...
  
  which part...