Men are like...
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Just for laughs~!
1 Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh|t out of you.
2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooo oooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
And.... how about women?
BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
S end this to your friends
and brighten their day! -
no lor. 
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ok, its the guys fault. you win.
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4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
these are FAKE.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
as for the rest...there is still some truth to those...
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aiyo i said juz for laughs liao.
dun take it too seriously la. -
I know... but stillOriginally posted by browniebaobao:aiyo i said juz for laughs liao.
dun take it too seriously la. -
oh boy, the kind of men you have been with
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think you should say, oh girl, the type of men you are messing with..Originally posted by foga:oh boy, the kind of men you have been with -
Read this before somwhere...1 thing for sure, all these must be written by a woman....haha
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browniebaobao is a girl?
Originally posted by rathcycle:think you should say, oh girl, the type of men you are messing with.. -
Originally posted by foga:browniebaobao is a girl?
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Originally posted by foga:browniebaobao is a girl?
how can u forget?! -
juz joking niah vOriginally posted by browniebaobao:
how can u forget?! -
Originally posted by browniebaobao:
Just for laughs~!
1 Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh|t out of you.
-> when the stomach is full, you need to empty it ain't you?
2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
-> huh! we ain't even complaining about GRAVITY !
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
-> so much for " i love you just the way you are"
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
-> as much as i don't understand the need for a LV totte bag
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
-> wapiangzzzz.. sweet also complain, smooth also complain.. i rest my case
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
-> and you ladies keep falling for it. simi jian fei zhong xin, simi xando...
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
-> catch no ball on this
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooo oooo long to mature.
-> i take it as a compliment. Men age slooo ooooower
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
-> never hear you ladies complain when we look good on you
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
-> let's just say you have been having the wrong pop-corns
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
-> strange tot u have there
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
-> but at least we got your attention
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
-> we're always in demand
And.... how about women?
BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
S end this to your friends
and brighten their day! -
oh on a separate note, the lava lamp was first invented by a singapore born brit Craven Walker
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boss, i got this from email hor..
not created by me.
dun arrow me hor.