Valentine Tease
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A competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic
first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the
entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and
so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime -
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Just a laugh for all heartbroken ppl!!
Cheer up!!!
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If u and I are the only ones left in this world
I will shoot myself -
Originally posted by Kenashi:If u and I are the only ones left in this world
I will shoot myself
oh no!
Why shoot yourself?
Shoot him/her! -
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if I shoot her, I still have to clear up the mess madeOriginally posted by browniebaobao:
oh no!
Why shoot yourself?
Shoot him/her! -
juz dump into the sea..wat's so difficult? hahahaaOriginally posted by Kenashi:if I shoot her, I still have to clear up the mess made
Anyway..that's gross...gees.. -
If loving u is a question
I don't want to know the answer -
Age, Weight and Height are never a problem
The only problem is U -
Honey, whenever I open my eyes n see u
How I wish it is just another nightmare -
wah... sibey bao li....... Originally posted by browniebaobao:
oh no!
Why shoot yourself?
Shoot him/her! -
holy ba cho mee
ur indeed bery bao liOriginally posted by browniebaobao:juz dump into the sea..wat's so difficult? hahahaa
Anyway..that's gross...gees.. -
I think she kan puo hong chen le...
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bbb is very strong de......Originally posted by Patrik:I think she kan puo hong chen le... -
hehehe...no mah..Originally posted by foga: wah... sibey bao li....... -
Originally posted by foga:holy ba cho mee
ur indeed bery bao li
that's not bao li..that's cruel...
Dun mess with me!
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Forced to be..Originally posted by foga:
bbb is very strong de......