Laughter relief
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hone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing...
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid replied:
"MASTURBATING."
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A black guy & white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
apartment & said: "tie me to the bed & do what black men do best!"
So he ran off with the TV & VCR...
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Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you are a newspaper TOO my dear...
so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
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A Chinese couple was married. When baby born, eyes were big
& blue, hair was curly & blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of baby was ... SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
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A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "U look so weak & exhausted! Are u eating ur meals
3X a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought u said 3 males a day!"
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Conversation at US Immigration post.........
Officer: Your name please?
Passenger: Abdul Azeez
Officer: Sex?
Passenger: Thrice a week
Officer: huh??? I mean, Male of Female?
Passenger: Doesn't matter ...... sometimes even camel! -
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Originally posted by e|mo:
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing...
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid replied:
"MASTURBATING."
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Originally posted by Master -_-:
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