DILBERT'S GUIDE TO STRESS
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DILBERT'S GUIDE TO STRESS
An alternative guide to stress in the workplace from Scott Adams,creator of the Dilbert comic strip.
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
7. My reality check bounced.
8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
9. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
10. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
11. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
12. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ......
13. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
14. The more junk you put up with, the more junk you are going to get.
15. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
16. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
17. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
18. Following the rules will not get the job done.
19. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?" -
I'm stressed!!
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same hereOriginally posted by kohanson:I'm stressed!! 
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stress by what?
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hahahaha!
I love dilbert, funny comic!
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^5Originally posted by kopiosatu:hahahaha!
I love dilbert, funny comic!
but its an *expensive* comic -
by work...Originally posted by Peppermint:stress by what?
not like uncle peppermint so good.. can go on leave
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me also stress leh....unless u also like me work from 8 to 9Originally posted by e|mo:by work...
not like uncle peppermint so good.. can go on leave -
I'm stress also.. But less than 3 days more to stress and I'm a FREE MAN for 3 months! wahahahah!
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dun want..Originally posted by Peppermint:me also stress leh....unless u also like me work from 8 to 9