Nite out Application
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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: ___________________
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
Date: _____ Time of departure: ______
Time of return NOT to exceed: ________
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units):
Beer ___ Wine ___ Liquor___ Total ___
Locations to be visited:
1. Location: From: To:
2. Location: From: To:
3. Location: From: To:
Females with whom conversation is permitted: ___________
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree itÂ’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Robbie Williams concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: __________________
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Request is: APPROVED _____ DENIED ______
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
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Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: ____ Time of departure: _____ Time of return: ______
Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife: _______[/u] -
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
Name of Girlfriend/Fiancée/Partner/Wife: __________________
IÂ’M GOING OUT, O.K.
Signed: (me)Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…Â… -
muahahahahaha.....................
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Hahahha. interesting..
report to who ah?
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x 2Originally posted by Estee:muahahahahaha.....................
dat was my reaction.. when i read it -
report to your gf lahOriginally posted by kohanson:Hahahha. interesting..
report to who ah? -
...can i print for future usage? 
help others...not mi.... -
hahahaOriginally posted by duotiga83: ...can i print for future usage? help others...not mi....
by all means -
hahahahaha....Originally posted by e|mo:hahaha
by all means
(hight the whole thread, ctrl-c, open word, ctrl-v)
file-Save As nite application.doc -
next time your gf found it in c:\my documents\nite application.docOriginally posted by duotiga83:hahahahaha....
(hight the whole thread, ctrl-c, open word, ctrl-v)
file-Save As nite application.doc
hahaha then you jialat liao loh -
simple mah....delete loh.....then next time retrieve....Originally posted by e|mo:next time your gf found it in c:\windows\nite application.doc
hahaha then you jialat liao loh ...or i let ur sign... ..i print out mass copies.......say...100 copies? everitime i out ask her sign... -
huh?Originally posted by duotiga83:simple mah....delete loh.....then next time retrieve.... ...or i let ur sign... ..i print out mass copies.......say...100 copies? everitime i out ask her sign... 
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hahaha, then also must got check in and check out file mah...Originally posted by e|mo:next time your gf found it in c:\my documents\nite application.doc
hahaha then you jialat liao loh
like Anson_CheckIn.xls .. -
dunno also can....lazi to explain......machiam like pri sch like tt....muz let parent sign when go outing.....Originally posted by e|mo:huh? -
hahahaOriginally posted by kohanson:hahaha, then also must got check in and check out file mah...
like Anson_CheckIn.xls ..
anson didi so steady ah?
no need excel file lah..
i buy a log book for your gf.. everyday you sign in, and out can liao..
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ya i knwOriginally posted by duotiga83:dunno also can....lazi to explain......machiam like pri sch like tt....muz let parent sign when go outing.....
consent form -
machiam create a online database.....power sia......
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hahahaOriginally posted by duotiga83:machiam create a online database.....power sia......
think it will be popular sia..
wanna set up? think alot of women will join (juz kidding) -
Originally posted by e|mo:hahaha
think it will be popular sia..
wanna set up? think alot of women will join (juz kidding) ..then server put where? my com? -
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thanks for offering your helpOriginally posted by duotiga83: ..then server put where? my com? -
being admin for ppl database...gd sia......can c wad they doOriginally posted by e|mo:thanks for offering your help -
need to print a copy for anfuni?Originally posted by aHGer^83: -
confidentialOriginally posted by duotiga83:being admin for ppl database...gd sia......can c wad they do 
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i thopuhgt admin can c wad ppl cannot c?Originally posted by e|mo:confidential