I'm super ultra SIAN
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hhahahahahaaa ah ma watch too muc tvOriginally posted by Xiao Long Nu:4 ta cai zi aso dono....i aso dono....
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den his dar entertain mi lorOriginally posted by Si|verGer:erm tin he wrking bobian 
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u ask her lar mi nt her managerOriginally posted by sgboy2004:I luv chio bu...i wan snowf|ake
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no leh i sure my info is correct!Originally posted by snowf|akes*:
heard frm who? sad to say u got wrong info liao lor -
*YUCKS* tis hubby siao oneOriginally posted by windjammer:A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard." 
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haha RUMOUR RUMOUR...den tat's call RUMOUR liao not INFOOriginally posted by Si|verGer:no leh i sure my info is correct! -
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A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m.
When he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!"said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
Lesson learnt: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows
everything.
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the
way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of -ese are you?
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are
you? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese,etc......"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked
what kind of '-key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I
The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"
Lesson : Never insult anyone.
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There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,
who found this small genie bottle. 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you
a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted,"VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
Lesson: Think twice before you say something, because
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u wana dance retro? 'i heard a rumour!'Originally posted by snowf|akes*:haha RUMOUR RUMOUR...den tat's call RUMOUR liao not INFO -
whahahaha u dance for mi see lor coz YOU HEARD A RUMOUROriginally posted by Si|verGer:u wana dance retro? 'i heard a rumour!' -
windjammer u beri free hor? how come u got so many stories? got love ones or not?
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Originally posted by snowf|akes*:
hahahahhahaa u ask ahger dance she dancing queen not me
whahahaha u dance for mi see lor coz [b]YOU HEARD A RUMOUR [/b] -
zun bo? heard u oso dancing queen lehOriginally posted by Si|verGer:hahahahhahaa u ask ahger dance she dancing queen not me
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thot u ultra sianz mah....Originally posted by snowf|akes*:windjammer u beri free hor? how come u got so many stories? got love ones or not? got but with jpg/gif file tried earlier but cannot leh... 
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hehehehe.... looks like u all are dancing queens hor...Originally posted by snowf|akes*:zun bo? heard u oso dancing queen leh
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snowflakes.. he called back liao.. cheaper leh this one..5 bucks per person only.. heee tmr me going to look for him.. yeah!!
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nah only silver is dancing queenOriginally posted by windjammer:hehehehe.... looks like u all are dancing queens hor... 
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u noe where he stationed at hor? ya quite cheap anyway his response quite fast worOriginally posted by Qoo`~`:snowflakes.. he called back liao.. cheaper leh this one..5 bucks per person only.. heee tmr me going to look for him.. yeah!! -
yoz i'm back!!!
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yoz pressie bck le...wan to entertain mi...i've been doing alot of self-entertainingOriginally posted by e|mo:yoz i'm back!!! 
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errr... i can'tOriginally posted by snowf|akes*:yoz pressie bck le...wan to entertain mi...i've been doing alot of self-entertaining
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pressie need to self entertain herself first -
hahah thank for the choco... but i not ur dearOriginally posted by sgboy2004:Toblerone 4 u, dear
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sing elmo songOriginally posted by e|mo:errr... i can't
hahaha
pressie need to self entertain herself first -
they anyhw say 1 lar dun believe them! eh i play u dance 4 me can?Originally posted by snowf|akes*:zun bo? heard u oso dancing queen leh
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not me is snow & ahger!Originally posted by windjammer:hehehehe.... looks like u all are dancing queens hor...