I'm super ultra SIAN

• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 14:59

  anyone can entertain me...any jokes to share? mi wan to explode liao
• Peppermint

  26 Dec 02, 15:00

  well some answers i always wanted to know
  
  what u call a female monkey?
  
  
• sgboy2004

  26 Dec 02, 15:02

  Originally posted by Peppermint:

  well some answers i always wanted to know
  
  what u call a female monkey?
  
  

  snowf|ake. is it correct?
  
  
• Xiao Long Nu

  26 Dec 02, 15:03

  egg first or chicken first
• sLaYeRgEr

  26 Dec 02, 15:06

  how many hair do u have on ur head??
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:06

  Originally posted by Peppermint:

  well some answers i always wanted to know
  
  what u call a female monkey?
  
  

  ZELIA
• sLaYeRgEr

  26 Dec 02, 15:06

  Originally posted by snowf|akes*:

  anyone can entertain me...any jokes to share? mi wan to explode liao

  sian go out lo.. unless u are wking today
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:07

  Originally posted by sgboy2004:

  snowf|ake. is it correct?
  
  

  DEFINITELY WRONG
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:08

  Originally posted by Xiao Long Nu:

  egg first or chicken first

  i tink chicken first
• windjammer

  26 Dec 02, 15:08

  
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:08

  Originally posted by sLaYeRgEr:

  how many hair do u have on ur head??

  i'm BALD
• sLaYeRgEr

  26 Dec 02, 15:08

  Originally posted by snowf|akes*:

  i tink chicken first

  den chicken come out from where??
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:09

  Originally posted by sLaYeRgEr:

  sian go out lo.. unless u are wking today

  ya lor wrking till 5
• sgboy2004

  26 Dec 02, 15:09

  Originally posted by Xiao Long Nu:

  egg first or chicken first

  XLN first, cos she lay the egg and gave birth to the chicken
  rite?
  
• sLaYeRgEr

  26 Dec 02, 15:10

  Originally posted by snowf|akes*:

  ya lor wrking till 5

  poor girl....
  nvm we entertain u...
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:10

  Originally posted by windjammer:

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  simi lai eh?
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:11

  Originally posted by sLaYeRgEr:

  den chicken come out from where??

  EGG...den egg come frm where?
• sLaYeRgEr

  26 Dec 02, 15:12

  Originally posted by snowf|akes*:

  EGG...den egg come frm where?

  chicken??
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:13

  Originally posted by sLaYeRgEr:

  poor girl....
  nvm we entertain u...

  gd gd...
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:13

  Originally posted by sLaYeRgEr:

  chicken??

  haha den?
• sLaYeRgEr

  26 Dec 02, 15:14

  Originally posted by snowf|akes*:

  haha den?

  hahahaha... no egg come from rooster n chicken.. hahahaha
• kohanson

  26 Dec 02, 15:15

  Drop from sky.
• snowf|akes*

  26 Dec 02, 15:16

  Originally posted by kohanson:

  Drop from sky.

  drop on sky den hit kohanson
• Si|verGer

  26 Dec 02, 15:17

  Originally posted by snowf|akes*:

  anyone can entertain me...any jokes to share? mi wan to explode liao

  i nt joker sorry mayb can try www?
• windjammer

  26 Dec 02, 15:18

  Originally posted by snowf|akes*:

  simi lai eh?

  oops... paisay... how about this???
  
  A man walks into a coffee house and asks the waitress, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The waitress says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs"... The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
  
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  Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
  Priest: "What have you done my child?"
  Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
  Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
  Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
  Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
  Girl: "Yes father."
  Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
  Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
  Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
  Girl: "Yes father."
  Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
  Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
  Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
  Girl: "Yes father."
  Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
  Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
  Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
  Girl: "Yes father."
  Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
  Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."
  Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
  Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
  Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
  Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
  Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"