On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
a bug that made it hard to pee.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
chlamydia, and a chance of infertility.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
syphilis, chlamydia, and my testicles are sore and lumpy.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and a discharge that is
hourly.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and the
possibility of HIV.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia,
and an infection that was urinary.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
hepatitis, pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis,
chlamydia, and a visit to the surgery.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital
herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and my groin itches constantly.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
genital warts, trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice,
gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and sores
that spread anally.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
scabies, genital warts, trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice,
gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, wearing
pants with some difficulty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to
me... pelvic inflammatory disease, scabies, genital warts,
trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital
herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and I no longer feel horny.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
dose of the crabs, pelvic inflammatory disease, scabies,
genital warts, trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice,
gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and no-one
will make love to me.
